I Blame Rick Ross...

Um Wow, Um Ewww, Um PUKE!

Now I know people are beautiful at any size but those lop sided titties and gut have
Popeye's 20 piece bucket written all over them...I think it's time for an intervention.

Oh yeah and reason I blame Rick Ross is because he had no business bouncing his boobs around on that BET stage last night without one of those male body shapers on.
Really an opening for the sack? I can't!

If you can fit 8 full size faces across your belly I think you may need hop up on that table and get a lap-band or something!

Busta too, who was either retaining water or was 8 months preggers.



This just reminded me of a woman my girl and I saw in a store who had a half shirt and on her lower back she had a tattoo that was partially buried in her fat roll...If your tats don't stretch but hide it's time for some action people...Please!

Chris Brown the Cholo...

What on earth would make him think that a neck tattoo would HELP his steady dying career?

And the fool even had the nerve to Tweet the flick and say...



Evidently Chris has not watched How to be a Cholo 101...

Um that EEYORE tattoo almost made me pee my pants...DAMN FOOL!

I really hope Chris is stacking his pennies cause when career is COMPLETELY dead and he has to sell loves seats at Seaman's Furniture he's going to need to get that joint laser removed...Damn Fool!

Jermaine's Tribute to Janet

I am really upset that I had to see this and since misery loves company,
here you go...



I hear they may be rekindling their relationship...

Shoe Abuse

Before you even scroll down I need you guys to press play...

I jammed to this song many nights in the Paradox or Hammer Jacks when I was in B-more...

Now y'all know how much I love shoes, but this right here is straight shoe abuse and I'm not happy about it...

Actually it's every damn thing abuse...Victoria's poor secrets are all over the damn place, those poor shorts are stuck in places that day light hasn't see in a years.

On a serious note this is just sad...you can look at there knees and calves and tell they are not meant to be this big. I don't have a damn thing against a big girl but when your knees look like fried pig knuckles and you're half naked I do take offense.

Which is Worse?

or ?

I mean I know I'm not a man or anything but if I was, I know for sure I would NOT want to look down and see Michael's jheri curled a$$ staring back at me...so I guess Butterfly Bytch wins...So Sad!