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Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Tang Tang Tang...

Between Usher's super sagging pants, Chris' capri pants and that,
"I miss you so much Boo" embrace, all I see is Tang...Happy Tuesday!


Too Tight to Fight...

Just because Foxy found a leftover reject outfit from the Ill Na Na
video does not mean she should have squeezed herself into it...


She actually wore this to a performance at BB King's this past Sunday.


I'm assuming she thought matching the panties with the nails would bring it all together in some way? SMH!


Foxy stated while on stage screaming, "You can't keep a good woman down, We make Bail", which is in regard to a protective order she violated recently when she flashed her a$$ at her neighbor.


I'm thinking she may just have been trying on outfits from when she was hot and none of them fit. If we had a rear view of this we'd probably see cheek too.

OK, I am really trying not to go in on her but how bologna and cheese sandwiches did she scarf down while she was locked up?


And what's really good with them lop sided eye lashes?
Looks like she pissed off another make-up artist and had to let grandma at the do what it do!

OK, OK, I'll the say something nice...her skin looks great, as always.

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Does Britney Spears Have Mange?



Cone on now! How in the world could anyone around her allow this?

Somebody need to hold her down and bust out the flea and tick killer before the her kids catch whatever that is...Ewww!

I Think I Just Witnessed A Crime...

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Is A M*ther F*cker Gonna Arrest Me On Murdery?

This is the best crackhead bop I've seen in a while...


Go In My Pocket Again...



Don't you love NY...Who need Soap Opera when you can see this for 2.25?

2+2 is Vagina...



In what country does 2 + 2 equal vagina?

Maternity Mob Squad

Maternity Mob Squad

I watched the majority of this clip with my mouth WIDE OPEN...
A pregnant chick and her friends jump a third chick and the drama ensues from there...I can't!




OK, am I tripping or is all this over who said what about somebodies weave? From the looks of it they are all rocking 99 cents bargain basement hair, so what is really the damn difference.

Are these dudes really trying to hit on these dusty broads during the fight? "Hey there Blue, you need a new daddy?"


Did that dude really step in and bust her in her face 2 times and make her bleed while other guys (notice I have not used the word men) just watched and egged him on.

Ok all together now...Oh, Hell to the Naw!

Thursday, July 15, 2010

I See A Hair Net In Her Future...



Now Come on Ladies...


Now I know statistics show that there is a shortage of men and all that but when OJ "Pass Me Another Line" Simpson can bag another wife, the end of the world has to be near.



According to Entertainment Biz, O.J. has never met, yet intends to marry a young blonde pen pal he has been corresponding with.

Do they allow conjugal visits at Nevada's Lovelock Correctional Centre or something? How appropriate is that name? Hey at least she knows she'll be safe from a beat down as long as he's on Love Lock Down grounds!

I am really hoping that she is marrying him in the hopes that someone stabs him with a homemade toothbrush/knife in the shower and as the last wife she gets all the money from the books and movies they are going to do about him after his passing...

I know it's messed up but it's better than telling people you actually fell in love with a suspected killer, a convicted armed robber, a 2 times divorced coke head, with no money, who you will never be able to touch. Not that you would want him too cause it might just be a choke out....I'm saying!

Let Us Bow Our Heads...



and she's got the nerve to have ashy cheeks to boot...

Friday, July 2, 2010

Oh No...


Shopping Cart Pimpin'

Now I now times are hard and all that but if you can lace yourself in the best "Bengalian" Hair Weave & your kids are in Sean John and Roc-A-Wear, you can get a stroller...



The poor baby looked like he was behind bars and was plotting an escape. There was a 3 kid, but she broke free and got herself a seat.


Hipsters Gone Wild!!!


Why do men think it is OK to prance around with no shirt on?
Especially when you have the body of a 15 year old Japanese eunuch.

I'm going to leave home-girl alone though I would really like to know what pill she popped before she opted to leave the house?


SKIN TIGHT!

Dag dude, everything stitch of fabric on you is screaming for Lycra, even the baby hat.

You can't really see it, but he has a pack of cheese singles in his hand.

Um really, that's you snack?

What's Love But A Second Hand Emotion?