Oh Just Come Out the Closet Already...

Get you head bands and spandex out cause,
Glen "Big Baby" Davis is about to teach you how to Dougie...

I am convinced these people don't watch these videos before they post them.

Here's to you Big Baby...

Tang Tang Tang...

Between Usher's super sagging pants, Chris' capri pants and that,
"I miss you so much Boo" embrace, all I see is Tang...Happy Tuesday!

Is A M*ther F*cker Gonna Arrest Me On Murdery?

This is the best crackhead bop I've seen in a while...

Go In My Pocket Again...

Don't you love NY...Who need Soap Opera when you can see this for 2.25?

2+2 is Vagina...

In what country does 2 + 2 equal vagina?

Happy Flipping 4th of July

Shopping Cart Pimpin'

Now I now times are hard and all that but if you can lace yourself in the best "Bengalian" Hair Weave & your kids are in Sean John and Roc-A-Wear, you can get a stroller...

The poor baby looked like he was behind bars and was plotting an escape. There was a 3 kid, but she broke free and got herself a seat.


Hipsters Gone Wild!!!


Why do men think it is OK to prance around with no shirt on?
Especially when you have the body of a 15 year old Japanese eunuch.

I'm going to leave home-girl alone though I would really like to know what pill she popped before she opted to leave the house?


SKIN TIGHT!

Dag dude, everything stitch of fabric on you is screaming for Lycra, even the baby hat.

You can't really see it, but he has a pack of cheese singles in his hand.

Um really, that's you snack?

Black Friday...BWAH!

Country Hip Hop Makes My Heart Sing

Somebody has to develop this for the Wii, ASAP.

Dude in the back with the 8 ball shirt...
Now if that ain't country meets hip hop I don't know what is.
Poor Wade in his cowboy hat was trying so hard...BWAH!

Get it Gramps...

Who knew senior citizens loved Lady Gaga...

I Blame Rick Ross...

Um Wow, Um Ewww, Um PUKE!

Now I know people are beautiful at any size but those lop sided titties and gut have
Popeye's 20 piece bucket written all over them...I think it's time for an intervention.

Oh yeah and reason I blame Rick Ross is because he had no business bouncing his boobs around on that BET stage last night without one of those male body shapers on.
Really an opening for the sack? I can't!

If you can fit 8 full size faces across your belly I think you may need hop up on that table and get a lap-band or something!

Busta too, who was either retaining water or was 8 months preggers.



This just reminded me of a woman my girl and I saw in a store who had a half shirt and on her lower back she had a tattoo that was partially buried in her fat roll...If your tats don't stretch but hide it's time for some action people...Please!

Chris Brown the Cholo...

What on earth would make him think that a neck tattoo would HELP his steady dying career?

And the fool even had the nerve to Tweet the flick and say...



Evidently Chris has not watched How to be a Cholo 101...

Um that EEYORE tattoo almost made me pee my pants...DAMN FOOL!

I really hope Chris is stacking his pennies cause when career is COMPLETELY dead and he has to sell loves seats at Seaman's Furniture he's going to need to get that joint laser removed...Damn Fool!

Happy Sunday...Now That's a Praise Dance!

With all this popping on a Sunday morning,
who needs the club on Saturday night?

Was all of that really for him to go drop his tithes in the offering tray?

Did you peep dude pull that little girl out of the way in the beginning?
She doesn't even know...He saved her life!

What Year Is It?

And i think his NATE piece was made out of cardboard...

Crazy Commercials...

Am I the only one who can hear the translation of the song in my head?

My balls used to be sweat...man they used to itch...seriously itch...But then I got this cream...and now my balls feel clean...

Seems to me weird commercials are all the rave in Japan...



And I see buffoonery is international...



I'm not even going to touch these...

You Guess, I Guess?

OK, what do you think was going on in the back seat of this cab?

Ok let's write the story together...

I think the dude on the right hand side of the screen picked up the other dude and thought he was a prostitute. So they are talking and he casually says...

"So how much for the night Lil' Man." (tap on the hat)

The other guy got offended...

"I'm not some whore...I liked you." (Pop, Smack, Zing, Bam!)


OK now you go...




I'd love to know why the cabby didn't stop though?

Houston Teacher Beats Student Up...

OK, maybe the little boy was bad as all hell, but there is no way I really just saw her go into crab wrestling stance before she started wailing on that a$$???

And what year is it again? His momma looks like she's been watching Salt and Pepa videos.

Now their ghetto asses are going to win some money from the state and go buy fronts for grandma and whole damn family and start showing out for real...Beware!

Farmer's Need Love Too...

Wow, I can't even believe this is real...




I'm sure some of the farm animals are really happy about this...Now Ol' Joe Jack will leave them poor goats along now that he met Tammy Lee.


Go find your farmer over at FarmerOnly.com

Lena Horne Passes at 92

R.I.P. Lena Horne

Lena Horne is in one of my favorite movies, Cabin in the Sky (1943).



Check it out if you have time. Great film.


Lena Horne was born in Bed Stuy Brooklyn on June 30, 1917 and passed yesterday, May 9, 2010. She attended what is now Boy and Girls High School (Formerly Girls High School on Fulton street, Brooklyn but dropped out before graduating.

She started performing in New York's Cotton Club at 16 years of age. As well as being a serious triple threat (singer, dancer and actress) she had strong political views and was black listed in 1947.

Here's a great time line of her life.


Here's a clip from when she was on another of my favorite TV shows, A Different World. She enters at 1:33.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKk8xS4iPJI&feature=related

Here is the rest of the clip.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jcp9JFvEQAk&feature=related



I love her line towards the end...

The best thing about living is being able to keep on doing it!

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