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Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Black Friday...BWAH!

Um, Lord, I Want My Tithes Back...

A DC Woman files a law suit against her church for performing gay marriage.

I am really glad she opted to just leave the church and withdraw her law suit rather than really fight this battle, especially since she has gay friends...which I don't understand but whatever Nana, Do You boo!

Country Hip Hop Makes My Heart Sing

Somebody has to develop this for the Wii, ASAP.

Dude in the back with the 8 ball shirt...
Now if that ain't country meets hip hop I don't know what is.
Poor Wade in his cowboy hat was trying so hard...BWAH!

Who Let this Dummy Out of her Trunk

I have no words for this fool...Really!

Naomi Campbells Hair Line Runs From Her Too

Now I know that Naomi has had a million different hairstyles in all her years on the runway and that has likely been the caused this, but why not shave it...why leave a hair line of bead-d-beads to frame your face...

I mean good Lord woman. You have entirely too much money to be walking around looking like a South African orphan with trichotillomania (the act of compulsively pulling out your own hair).

And being that there isn't any hair there to damage, if I were her I'd glue that wig to my joint with gorilla glue to prevent this BS.

Now I know why she's so angry, this enough to make anyone smack a limo driver.

Get it Gramps...

Who knew senior citizens loved Lady Gaga...

Monday, June 28, 2010

I Blame Rick Ross...

Um Wow, Um Ewww, Um PUKE!

Now I know people are beautiful at any size but those lop sided titties and gut have
Popeye's 20 piece bucket written all over them...I think it's time for an intervention.

Oh yeah and reason I blame Rick Ross is because he had no business bouncing his boobs around on that BET stage last night without one of those male body shapers on.
Really an opening for the sack? I can't!

If you can fit 8 full size faces across your belly I think you may need hop up on that table and get a lap-band or something!

Busta too, who was either retaining water or was 8 months preggers.

This just reminded me of a woman my girl and I saw in a store who had a half shirt and on her lower back she had a tattoo that was partially buried in her fat roll...If your tats don't stretch but hide it's time for some action people...Please!

Sunday, June 27, 2010

Beaters Stick Together...

First, I'd like to apologize in advance for two Chris Brown posts back to back...
Life's a lil hectic right now!

Joe "Jack 'em Up" Jackson is said to be doing an 'unauthorized" tribute to Michael Jackson that will involve none other than Chris "Beat 'em Down" Brown...

Now all they need to do is find Ike "Eat The Cake" Turner and go on
The Ass Whooping Tour!

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Chris Brown the Cholo...

What on earth would make him think that a neck tattoo would HELP his steady dying career?

And the fool even had the nerve to Tweet the flick and say...

Evidently Chris has not watched How to be a Cholo 101...

Um that EEYORE tattoo almost made me pee my pants...DAMN FOOL!

I really hope Chris is stacking his pennies cause when career is COMPLETELY dead and he has to sell loves seats at Seaman's Furniture he's going to need to get that joint laser removed...Damn Fool!

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Sunday, June 13, 2010

Happy Sunday...Now That's a Praise Dance!

With all this popping on a Sunday morning,
who needs the club on Saturday night?

Was all of that really for him to go drop his tithes in the offering tray?

Did you peep dude pull that little girl out of the way in the beginning?
She doesn't even know...He saved her life!

Friday, June 11, 2010

Snap Pop & Rock it Out this Summer...

If you want a great workout and the company
of two beautiful, funny and talented women,
Snap, Pop and Rock on over to The Ailey Extension
and take one of their classes.

Their classes are held on Saturdays @ The Joan Weill Center for Dance
@ 405 West 55th Street (at 9th Avenue)
New York, NY 10019
(212) 405-9500

What Year Is It?

And i think his NATE piece was made out of cardboard...

Crazy Commercials...

Am I the only one who can hear the translation of the song in my head?

My balls used to be they used to itch...seriously itch...But then I got this cream...and now my balls feel clean...

Seems to me weird commercials are all the rave in Japan...

And I see buffoonery is international...

I'm not even going to touch these...


Indian hair sold by Asian (and Mexican) women to Black and Hispanic women
and they call it AFROCITY...Alrighty then!

Doing it in the Park...

While out on a hair product hunt in the BX yesterday, my girl Wandee and I stumbled upon a Park Jam up on 105 street and Lexington...

I rained here in NY yesterday so most of the dancers couldn't really go in hard like they wanted too but a those that did dance, went hard!

They were seriously getting it out there...I heard there was a much larger group before the down pour of rain and that dudes were spinning in the middle of this huge puddle of water...
Mad I missed that!

Brother man right here damn near took out a few teeth...

This dudes shirt said, "I May Not Be Made of Stone, but I Damn Sure Can Rock!"

And this well behaved lil' cutie was in the crowd rocking his pink studded collar...

I'm was seriously feeling this dudes t-shirt. On the back it said, "The Struggle Continues".

And then as an added bonus on my walk to the train I got an eye full of great art work...

This flick gave me a serious flash back to African dance class back in the day...

Funga alafia, Ah-shay Ah-shay. Funga alafia, Ah-shay Ah-shay.
Funga alafia, Ah-shay Ah-shay. Funga alafia, Ah-shay Ah-shay.

That's the song we sang as we came out on stage...It means welcome and blessings...

Ahhh, the melding of so many cultures...LOVES IT!

These are just a few reasons why

Here are few video of the performers...Enjoy!

Sunday, June 6, 2010

Who's Got Child Protective Services on Speed Dial?

These pics where taken of Whitney Houston during her "Nothing But Love Tour" and either home girl has been sucking down wine and cheese like a hoover vac and is as bloated as the Goodyear Blimp or that's a serious baby bump.

The weight seems to be concentrated in her belly area though so that ain't a good sign.

If she is really preggers I bet you this kids first words are Shut Up, Just Shut Up, Shut Up!

So who do you think her baby daddy is?

A. Ray J
B. Bobby Brown
C. Old Ass Clive Davis