Laurence Fishburne Didn't Do His Job...

If Chris Rock's statement "a father's only job is to keep his daughter off the pole" is true, Laurence Fishburne must have really been slipping.

His daughter 19 year old daughter, Montana Fishburne a.ka. Chippy D, has opted to get her twat, I mean foot, in the celebrity door by starring in porn.


I blame Kim K. for this B.S.


I ignored Mr. Pumper talking a mile a minute in the beginning but you can skip to roughly the minute 3:00 mark to hear Montana's take.




From the looks of her head, I'm going to assume she just finish filming her scene or fluffing or something. They knew that girl looked nuts about the head and NOBODY could hand her a brush? Just wrong

Did Chippy really just say, "I have a lot of at home experience"? Well alrighty then. She's only 19 so how much home experience are we talking here Senorita Hot Pants?


Didn't Laurence Fishburne disown his Momma back in the day? That isn't a good sign so Chippy might want to start stacking those chippys for the future.

P.S.: I really hate that she reminds me of KiKi Palmer.

2+2 is Vagina...

In what country does 2 + 2 equal vagina?

Maternity Mob Squad

Maternity Mob Squad

I watched the majority of this clip with my mouth WIDE OPEN...
A pregnant chick and her friends jump a third chick and the drama ensues from there...I can't!




OK, am I tripping or is all this over who said what about somebodies weave? From the looks of it they are all rocking 99 cents bargain basement hair, so what is really the damn difference.

Are these dudes really trying to hit on these dusty broads during the fight? "Hey there Blue, you need a new daddy?"


Did that dude really step in and bust her in her face 2 times and make her bleed while other guys (notice I have not used the word men) just watched and egged him on.

Ok all together now...Oh, Hell to the Naw!

Happy Sunday...Now That's a Praise Dance!

With all this popping on a Sunday morning,
who needs the club on Saturday night?

Was all of that really for him to go drop his tithes in the offering tray?

Did you peep dude pull that little girl out of the way in the beginning?
She doesn't even know...He saved her life!

Who's Got Child Protective Services on Speed Dial?

These pics where taken of Whitney Houston during her "Nothing But Love Tour" and either home girl has been sucking down wine and cheese like a hoover vac and is as bloated as the Goodyear Blimp or that's a serious baby bump.



The weight seems to be concentrated in her belly area though so that ain't a good sign.

If she is really preggers I bet you this kids first words are Shut Up, Just Shut Up, Shut Up!

So who do you think her baby daddy is?

A. Ray J
B. Bobby Brown
C. Old Ass Clive Davis

Float On...

Today's Way Back Wednesday joint was released in 1996 by Bad Boy.

A 'remix" of the Isley Brother's song "Floatin' on Your Love" featuring Ron Isley and Angela Winbush is The Float on Bad Boy Remix of the same title also featuring Ron Isley and Angela Winbush as well as Lil' Kim and 112.

So did you peep all the other 'stars" in the video?

I know you saw Jermaine Dupri in there looking like a lost hobbit?

Uncle Luke was there looking just as pervy as ever...

Of course the Isley Brothers up on stage supporting Ron aka Mr. Biggs and his finger waved conk...I love how even when this video came out in the 90's he was about 30 years behind the times with that 100% lye perm.

And don't you just love the over acting in the video. I love how older videos actually have a lil' story going on, but dag Kim, why'd you have to come out the cake like you had a "Gun Inna Baggie"?

Oh Snap, I used to love this song...



No wonder my Mom's stayed jacking my music...Just raunchy!

And while I was cleaning recently I came across this joint...

I'm sure I listened to these songs as well as nasty a$$ R. Kelly's, 12 Play (who knew he was talking to me when I was 14), Public Announcement (thanks Maria, who bought me a copy after my Moms took my 1st one), Salt & Pepa and of course some Slick Rick.

My girl told me she saw a dude trying to get one of these to work on the train recently. I knew they were built well but 15 years worth of play time might be a stretch...

You Guess, I Guess?

OK, what do you think was going on in the back seat of this cab?

Ok let's write the story together...

I think the dude on the right hand side of the screen picked up the other dude and thought he was a prostitute. So they are talking and he casually says...

"So how much for the night Lil' Man." (tap on the hat)

The other guy got offended...

"I'm not some whore...I liked you." (Pop, Smack, Zing, Bam!)


OK now you go...




I'd love to know why the cabby didn't stop though?

Y'all Gonna Make Me Lose My Mind...

The warm weather is just starting to arrive in NY and insanity has officially started...

Somebody needed to throw a net over this heifer and drag her back to her house.

What's that, 3 - 4 inches of ass crack? She ain't got a friend in a world!



Why all the tags sticking all out...You don't have scissors in your house?



And this BS...I can't even believe this needs to be stated, but can your shoes PLEASE fit your feet?

If your toes touch concrete they need to be given away!

Here are a few summer tips for the ladies out there.

1. Please cut the tags out of anything, sheer, backless and just about anything where the tags may pop out from time to time. This includes your undies.

2. Moisturize your feet before going to bed. It will give the product more time to absorb into your skin and prevent cracked heels and over greasing in the morning so you wont slip and slide in your shoes in the am. Mixing a good foot cream with Vaseline at night is my trick...been supple all winter.

3. Please buy shoes that are your ACTUAL SIZE. It prevents corns and bunions and just makes plain sense. You don't want get to this point, do you?


4. Invest in a pair of Gel Toe Separators and wear them for about 30 minutes a day. They will spread your toes out after being crammed into pointy or just not so comfy shoes all day.
I love mine. They can be found in any decent drug or beauty supply store and run for less than $10 bucks. They are made by the same people as the Ped Egg, which you might as well pick up while you're in there. Just don't scrub too hard with it or could do some damage.

5. On what planet is muffin top sexy? If you have to continuously tug on your shirt or pull your jeans up, just wear a belt and and buy a bigger shirt. Or dare I say it, stay the f**k outta Mickey D's...

We Already Knew This Though...

Right?

Please tell me one thought this was really her God given shape...

You know when I was young, a teacher gave me an article to read. It was about how the statistics of black women being anorexic and bulimic where almost non-existent. The article gave many theories on why this was but the main one being that we had been ignored in the media for so long that we created our own images of beauty and body image...well those days are LONG GONE. Now we've got brick house mannequins in the store windows and booty pads hanging in front of stores like bananas. Do you think we would have been better left to our devices?

Nowadays we got sisters risking their lives rolling down the hall to 12 C to get Carmen's to shoot them full of discount tile sealant they found in Dollar Tree...WTF is wrong with us Ladies!

Peep this old video of Nicki Minaj....They coincidentally didn't get one booty shot in this video....Hmmm...

I just wonder what all these huge fake asses are going to look like at 60...
"Video vixen" Lola Love's is already dropping.
Half of these broads are going to be able to sit and stand t the same time if the checks stop coming in...Ewwww!

Post Perp Walk...

Grammy award winning singer, D'Angelo, government name Michael Archer, was arrested last night for allegedly negotiating a $40 blow job from an under cover cop in the West Village last night.

I'm just glad it was a woman!

I'm saying, he couldn't give Angie Stone a shout and see what was up?

Peep him over at theybf looking high as a kite after his release this morning...

Today a rep for D'Angelo, Lindsay Guion, released this statement...

"We know there is a lot of speculation in regard to the arrest of D'Angelo in New York City this past weekend. We would like his fans and the public at large to know that D'Angelo has pled not guilty — and is contesting the allegations made against him. Also know that he is in good health and extremely excited about his forthcoming new album.

"D'Angelo would like to personally thank all of his fans for the outpouring of concern, and appreciates if all would allow the American justice system to resolve the matter before jumping to any conclusions."

Oscar Question???

Does anyone else wonder if black people will ever get an Oscar for playing a POSITIVE role in a movie?

I'm happy for Mo and all that but seriously, if we ain't beating an ass, f*cking for cash, or stealing a stash we can't get any shine...

I'm saying...

Baby Gaga

I wonder if her Mom would be OK with this if she could understand what she was saying.

I must say that at least at our Kiddie Pageants we would never have a grown straight man on the panel. Only FLAMING queens and washed up beauty queens for our girls...the pervs have to watch in the privacy of their own homes.

Oh Snap...Who Remembers This One?

I'm Really Glad They Made the Children's Aid Society!

Don't ask me why this came to mind today,
but I've been singing it for about 3 hours now...

Skittle-fest....

About 2 summers ago, my girls and I went to a BBQ. We jokingly named it the Skittle-Fest because so many of the dudes looked suspect and they had on every color in the rainbow (together).

I thought I had lost these pictures when my lap top crashed but I found some of my back up files...Whoo hoo!

Anyway, one of the only dudes who didn't look like he got his outfit from the Crayola Outlet had on all white and walked around the whole day with his dog tucked under his arm like a Chanel clutch.

You tell me is this TANGY?

Moooortal Coooooombat!

Sometimes I love that fact that I'm living in this era...
and then at others I hate it....


This go round...I love it




And just in case you care as to why all this really popped off...

Wanna hear it, here it go...




Ok, I'm not mad but the contradictions in this video give me the giggles.

Was he really knocked out for "22 and a half minutes"?

"His mother died 2 days later"? Really? Then why were you talking about getting Stacey Adams for the funeral on the day of the fight?


Go head Gramps...ride that YOUTUBE fame wave.

Get that free Dunkin Donuts coffee!




Thanks Lamont for passing this along!

Parking Lot Fighting...Do Better Broads

Why?

Would You Use LYSOL Douche???

I know the font is small so I have transcribed it for you...

Often a wife fails to realize that doubts due to one intimate neglect shuts her out from happy married love.

A man marries a woman because he loves her. So instead of blaming him if married love begins to cool, she should question herself. Is she truly trying to keep her husband and herself eager, happy married lovers? One most effective way to safeguard her dainty feminine allure is by practicing complete feminine hygiene as provided by vaginal douches with a scientifically correct preparation like “Lysol.” So easy a way to banish the misgivings that often keep married lovers apart.

Germs destroyed swiftly

“Lysol” has amazing, proved power to kill germ-life on contact…truly cleanses the vaginal canal even in the presence of mucous matter. Thus “Lysol” acts in a way that makeshifts like soap, salt or soda never can.

Appealing daintiness is assured, because the very source of objectionable odors is eliminated.

Use whenever needed!

Yet gentle, non-caustic “Lysol” will not harm delicate tissues. Simple directions give correct douching solution. Many doctors advise their patients to douche regularly with “Lysol” brand disinfectant, just to insure feminine daintiness alone, and to use it as often as necessary. No greasy aftereffect.

For feminine hygiene, three times more woman use “Lysol” than any other liquid preparation. No other is more reliable. You, too, can rely on “Lysol” to help protect your married happiness…keep you desirable!

Yo this is flipping crazy. You shouldn't even use Lysol in a closed space but to flush out your whoo haa...nah. I wonder where this product went over the years.

Last week I took a cooking (with essential oils) class taught by a woman named Bianca A. Beldini at Body By Brooklyn (a spa in Brooklyn). She was great and I hope to get a friend and my Mom to have some acupuncture done by her. While roaming through her site and blog, I found a similar "Lysol Douche" ad and she also has posted info an Lysol and its contents and health concerns in using it. Her Blog is pretty informative in general.

Pop on over and get it a read.
Aerosol…(gasp, choke, ugh)

Way Back Wednesday - The Resurgence of Scrubs...

Being that there seems to be a resurgence of SCRUBS I figured I'd make TLC's No Scrubs the Way Back Wednesday song this week.

Ladies, please stay away from them, the more attention we give them, the more they think it's acceptable to step to us with their bitchassness. We're only making it harder on ourselves by paying them mind. Please, please, please, stay away and save yourself some drama!

R.I.P. Left Eye

I got into a conversation about men, women and relationships in general with an older Panamanian man a while back and he made a good point to me.

Some men are just always going to try to get over. They will feed you lies to get what they want and that is why God made women the smarter sex; so that we could be wise enough to see through the BS and be selective. But somewhere along the line, (I think partially with the women liberation movement) everything got messed up and both sexes got on the same trifling page. It became more about getting over on the other person and less about respecting each other or actually even liking each other or enjoying the time you spend with that person.

All I know is, something is going to have to give or it's only going to get worse...can you imagine that?

World's Youngest Mom...

Speechless!

I do wonder how old he is though?

Let BANGS Take You To The Movies...

So would you go to the movies with Baby Boy Bangs?

Ahhhhhhhaaaaaa!