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Friday, July 31, 2009

How Did We Miss This One...

It looks Michael Jackson was giving the world a serious "Hoo Hoo" for help
back in February of '08 when he released the song
Morphine on his "Blood On the Dance Floor" album.

Poor MJ needed a hug and an intervention!

Who Stole his Pills?

I know this joint is a little old but please peep
Reh Dogg singing his hit single, Why Must I Cry.

I'm not really clear on why he cries but I cried at the site of the shower scene.

After I got past my initional laughter I actually listened to some of the lyrics and this BAMMA has twins on the way. You mean to tell me someone did the horizantal polka with this man?

Ladies, I know it's hard out there but this can not be your only option!

The man needs a tongue reduction ASAP and if you have a speech impediment,
why you would fill your mouth with gold???

Go to the dentist not he jeweler!

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

What NOT to say during a job interview...

"I get angry easily and I went to jail for domestic violence. But I won't get mad at you."
- Pechstein -

Way Back Wednesday

Here's an oldie but goodie from around '91!

Thanks Boogie Man!

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Quick Question...

Why is it that so many people have their hands out,
yet so few have their arms open?

Monday, July 27, 2009

Men Cry In the Dark...

This may be true, but do they normally do it with
no shirt on & their boy serenading them in the background?

I'm going to need an explanation for this one...

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Racking up...

Rumor has it, Kelis was awarded $55,000
(or $44,000 depending on what you read)
a month in child/spousal support from Nas.

In addition to this, Nas will be paying for the baby nurse (SMH),
prenatal expenses, medical insurance, as well as her $35,000 in legal fees.

That's a huge leap from the $5,000 a month Nas & his team was offering.

It looks like this was the exact moment he realized he was in trouble!

Am I tripping or does that seems crazy?
I'm all for dudes handling his BI when it
comes to his kids but this just seems exorbitant.

They have one NEW BORN child together (not to mention his other daughter)
and they were not married that long...about 4 1/2 years.

It's not like she has to pay private school fees and from the
looks of things, he'd probably have to come out of pocket for that too.

Fair is fair and this seems dead wrong to me!

This will only give dudes more a a reason to say they don't believe in marriage.

I bet we wont be seeing her MILKSHAKE in the yard for a while!

The broad is SET!


trueblood Pictures, Images and Photos

Attention fellow True Blood fans, if you want
to watch the show unfold on it's own,
DO NOT watch this video!

It'll only leave you with a million questions & making assumptions,
like I'm doing right now!

I'll still enjoy watching it all come together though.

I Love Sundays!

TB Pictures, Images and Photos

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Somebody Get Her to a Clinic...STAT!

Why does it appear that one of CoCo's implant is trying to make a break for it?

Ice T's old a$$ needs to take one of them social security checks and get
that bad boy rotated or something.

Bedroom BULLY...

If my man popped up in these, I think I'd laugh so hard nothing
could pop off till I cleared the tears from my eyes.

And why did it never bother me that this freak,
Shabba was talking about his parents getting it in...GROSS!

Shabba Ranks-Bedroom Bully (Video Music)
Uploaded by Grdgez. - Arts and animation videos.

Only in the Hood...

I know tons of people have tried to profit off Michael Jackson's death in one
way or another, but is there anyone out there who can explain this one to me?

I saw this Michael Jackson T-Shirt for sale for $1.99 in the
"Bargain Hunters" in my neighborhood.

Fedora Hat...
2 Random Curls Dangling from the Hat...weird but
4 Fingered Glove...alrighty

Dark Mirrored Shades...

2 Hand Brooms... Scratching head Pictures, Images and Photos

I'm assuming this is what happens when you call your manufacturer in
Indonesiato place a rush order and the language barrier gets in the way.

Maybe "loafers" and "broom" sound similar in Indonesian???
What's your theory?
And yeah, I peeped that halo over the "O" in ICON and I'm not even gonna touch on that!

Shake ya Bam Bam, with some Samba...

A friend & ex-coworker of mine convinced me to take a
SAMBA Dance Class with her recently.

Their Samba class is held on Thursday's from 6:30pm to 8:00pm and
taught by Michelle Summers @

I went to last Thursday's class and intended to go yesterday, but got
carried away cooking the Ziti for the hardware dudes and totally forgot.

It was a good class and I sweat pretty much all the way through it,
but was surprisingly not sore at all over the next through days.
They have a live drummer during the class which also gives it a great vibe
and helps get into the groove of things...
No shoes required, just comfy clothes and a great attitude.

You can find the full schedule of classes at
call (347) 405-6709

Just in case you want to see learn about what you might
be getting yourself into, here's a little info on the background Samba.


Friday, July 24, 2009

One Night Only...

It's time for Not Just Vintage to have another Sample Sale...

Looks like they're going to have something NEW this go round,
MINI MAKEOVERS...I could use one of those.

The Lunch Fairy Strikes...

I busted out my angel wings, my wand and granted
a lunch wish today to wonderfully helpful guys over at the
First Brooklyn Supply Hardware Store @
1155 Fulton St. @ Franklin Ave.
Brooklyn, NY 11238

The other night at around 4 am, I stumbled to the bathroom for a potty break. After my tinkle, I turned on the water only to find, what appeared to be no water pressure…now remember it’s like 4 am so it took me a second to realize that I still heard water running…so I pull back the shower curtain real fast, nothing…I look over at my toilet, nothing…I look under my sink…BAM!!! Water, water every where…

I franticly turn off the water from the knob under the sink but in the seconds it took for all of this to happen the water has gone all the way down stairs to my living room. Luckily I had just moved my sofa 2 days earlier…
Thank you heavens!

Anyway, early the next morning, like I always do in this type of crisis, I take some pictures of the problem and skipped on down to First Brooklyn Supply Hardware Store.

They are always very helpful, and sell me the items I need and give me play by play on what I need to do…I pop on back home only to find out that what they gave me doesn’t work…so I go back…get new items and come back home…they still don’t work so I go back a 3rd time…this go round the owner tells me, “I’ll just send my guy back with you to look at the issue”. WHAT??? You know I was like, “For free? Cause if I could afford a plumber I wouldn’t be here”. He’s like “No no no, no fee just don’t keep him in there all day”…

Well, that’s all I needed to hear…we walk back up the block and get to fixing…so we think…He then has to go back to the hardware store to get a pipe cutter and then back again to get a pipe file…This dude is determined to get me some water! About and hour later, my bathroom sink is back up and running and he’s on his way back to the store… Whoo Hoo! I guess chivalry isn’t dead.

So today, to say thank you to Ocie and the other guys of First Brooklyn Supply, I made them a tray of Baked Ziti, some Garlic Bread & bought 2 bottles of soda, took it all down to the shop and set it up for them.

Enjoy Boys!

Waving Pictures, Images and Photos

Nails, Nails, Nails...

A while back I switched from Silk Wrap to UV on my nails.
For the most part I'm pretty happy with my decision.

For one thing if you like for you nails to have a natural finish, which is my favo
(my hood phase for favorite),there's no drying time.

The clear nails below are the finished product of a
UV manicure no polish or anything.

I was reading You and the Law in the Bryant Park yesterday...
Yeah still debating Law School!

If you have a decent length of nail already then all you they do is put 2 coats of the UV on top. Which is pretty much like glass.

If you don't have any nails, they can start you off with a artificial nail and
then as they grown out cut the fake nail off.

If you break a nail it is pretty much like any other time, except there is no soaking like when you have acyclic or a silk wrap. They use the drill to you remove the UV (glass) from your nail and then refill in the spot where the crack was or replace the whole nail it has broken off.
The finger just above cracked in the middle and you can barley tell it has been repaired.

The only real KEY is finding a place and someone who knows what they are doing. I've gone to other places in a pinch and been very disappointed.
If you are in Brooklyn, check out

Royal Nail & Spa @
393 Flatbush Avenue Ext
Brooklyn, NY 11201

(718) 789-1789‎

Anyway, I'm about due for a fill and wondering what I should do this go round.
I'm thinking something like this, but making the black a pewter color...Hmmm?

Fat Fat's Coming Home to the Hood...

Shout Out to Anaya Jaiden Norville & Fam...

My Girl Soy Joy & her hubby Redz will be bringing their beautiful baby girl home early next month...Best of Luck in All Things!
Thump on FatFat!

High End Hood Rats...

Tiny, TI’s woman celebrated her birthday recently &
it looks like he laced her lovely…from the pen.

I just have one question for you...How could there be this many diamonds?

and a Costco cake in the same building? Who cut this cake, Major (their son)?

And what the hell is in her upper lip???

What’d she do, bag Vivica’s old lip implant after she had it removed?

Is it just me or does anyone else think she could might beat out
New York in the Janice the Muppet look-a like contest?

OK, maybe a tie! New York eyes are closer but Tiny's got the hair color down...
Why am I just noticing that Janice doesn't have a nose?

More flicks from the party over at

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Now that's Tre Cutacious...

My best friend, (Hey Maria!) sent me this video & I thought it was
so cute I cried...Yeah yeah yeah I'm mushy as all hell I don't care!
I just love,

I wish this couple a lifetime of happiness and I hope they do dance forever!

FYI: I'm going to have to meet a dude who's down to do something like this...Love it!

Dag, what # is this?

Tyler Perry & his alter ego, Madea are at it again.
They will be releasing
I Can Do Bad All By Myself
on September 11th.

The movie will be staring one of my favo (my ebonics word for favorite)
actresses of the time, Tajiri P. Henson.
Is it just me or does it seem like she doesn't get nearly enough props?

Pop on over here and peep the trailer...

Semi familar story line but it looks prety good.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Dance Your A$$ Off for Real...

One of my very good friends & ex-personal trainer, Wandee "Pop" Candelario

(who I seriously need to revisit) is teaching dance classes

with some her equally talented friends over at the
320 Studios (320 West 37th Street, btwn 8th & 9th, NY, NY 10018) this week.

In addition to those classes Wandee & Deena teach every week at

The Alvin Ailey Extension

located at @
The American Dance Theater
The Joan Weill Center for Dance
405 West 55th Street
(at 9th Avenue)
New York, NY 10019
212-405-9000 ph

Classes are held weekly on:

Thursday, 8pm - 9:30pm (Open/ All levels)
Saturday, 4pm - 6pm (Open/ All levels)

$16 per class
16yrs and over

Snap, Pop & Lock at The Ailey Extension

Picture Courtesy of Arthur Coopchick

For more info and to sign up for classes in advance
pop over to Alvin Ailey's website:

In addition to all of this, these seriously busy ladies created
TruEssencia Dance and Wellness, LLC, in conjunction with four other b-girls.
TruEssenia creates educational workshops through Hip Hop for Health.

I know from experience what one of Wandee's workout programs can do for a body & fast. I hired her to get me in shape before my birthday a few years back. I waited until the last minute(roughly 3 months before the date) and she showed up at my house two days a week, rain or shine and whipped me into shape in no time. Sometimes with breakfast in tow and always had a cute little quote to throw at me when ever I wavered. I still do some of the things I've learned from her and feel the burn every time.

You can find information about TruEssencia, more about Wandee and Deena's
person training sessions and dance classes, as well as testimonials about their work over at:

In addition to all this, at the beginning of next month these
beautiful, talented and no doubt, exhausted ladies are teaching a
Guest Workshop @ on

Saturday, August 1st @ 1:30pm to 3pm

322 West 45th Street, 3rd Floor • New York, NY •

Grab your sweats, your girls and on over to one of there classes.


Monday, July 20, 2009

Who the hell is his publicist?

Peep C-Breezy's new he serious!?!?!?

Does he mean like, 'Oops, upside your head'?

I had to do it!