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Sunday, September 5, 2010

Total Disrespect...




I can not understand for the life of me how NOT ONE of those other guys punched dude back, came to her defense, or even had any real reaction, besides...OH!!!

Damn Fools!

Monday, August 2, 2010

These Cops Are Out Of Control

Oh Just Come Out the Closet Already...

Get you head bands and spandex out cause,
Glen "Big Baby" Davis is about to teach you how to Dougie...

I am convinced these people don't watch these videos before they post them.




Here's to you Big Baby...




Laurence Fishburne Didn't Do His Job...

If Chris Rock's statement "a father's only job is to keep his daughter off the pole" is true, Laurence Fishburne must have really been slipping.

His daughter 19 year old daughter, Montana Fishburne a.ka. Chippy D, has opted to get her twat, I mean foot, in the celebrity door by starring in porn.


I blame Kim K. for this B.S.


I ignored Mr. Pumper talking a mile a minute in the beginning but you can skip to roughly the minute 3:00 mark to hear Montana's take.




From the looks of her head, I'm going to assume she just finish filming her scene or fluffing or something. They knew that girl looked nuts about the head and NOBODY could hand her a brush? Just wrong

Did Chippy really just say, "I have a lot of at home experience"? Well alrighty then. She's only 19 so how much home experience are we talking here Senorita Hot Pants?


Didn't Laurence Fishburne disown his Momma back in the day? That isn't a good sign so Chippy might want to start stacking those chippys for the future.

P.S.: I really hate that she reminds me of KiKi Palmer.

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Too Tight to Fight...

Just because Foxy found a leftover reject outfit from the Ill Na Na
video does not mean she should have squeezed herself into it...


She actually wore this to a performance at BB King's this past Sunday.


I'm assuming she thought matching the panties with the nails would bring it all together in some way? SMH!


Foxy stated while on stage screaming, "You can't keep a good woman down, We make Bail", which is in regard to a protective order she violated recently when she flashed her a$$ at her neighbor.


I'm thinking she may just have been trying on outfits from when she was hot and none of them fit. If we had a rear view of this we'd probably see cheek too.

OK, I am really trying not to go in on her but how bologna and cheese sandwiches did she scarf down while she was locked up?


And what's really good with them lop sided eye lashes?
Looks like she pissed off another make-up artist and had to let grandma at the do what it do!

OK, OK, I'll the say something nice...her skin looks great, as always.

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Does Britney Spears Have Mange?



Cone on now! How in the world could anyone around her allow this?

Somebody need to hold her down and bust out the flea and tick killer before the her kids catch whatever that is...Ewww!

I Think I Just Witnessed A Crime...

Sunday, July 18, 2010

2+2 is Vagina...



In what country does 2 + 2 equal vagina?

Maternity Mob Squad

Maternity Mob Squad

I watched the majority of this clip with my mouth WIDE OPEN...
A pregnant chick and her friends jump a third chick and the drama ensues from there...I can't!




OK, am I tripping or is all this over who said what about somebodies weave? From the looks of it they are all rocking 99 cents bargain basement hair, so what is really the damn difference.

Are these dudes really trying to hit on these dusty broads during the fight? "Hey there Blue, you need a new daddy?"


Did that dude really step in and bust her in her face 2 times and make her bleed while other guys (notice I have not used the word men) just watched and egged him on.

Ok all together now...Oh, Hell to the Naw!

Thursday, July 15, 2010

I See A Hair Net In Her Future...



Now Come on Ladies...


Now I know statistics show that there is a shortage of men and all that but when OJ "Pass Me Another Line" Simpson can bag another wife, the end of the world has to be near.



According to Entertainment Biz, O.J. has never met, yet intends to marry a young blonde pen pal he has been corresponding with.

Do they allow conjugal visits at Nevada's Lovelock Correctional Centre or something? How appropriate is that name? Hey at least she knows she'll be safe from a beat down as long as he's on Love Lock Down grounds!

I am really hoping that she is marrying him in the hopes that someone stabs him with a homemade toothbrush/knife in the shower and as the last wife she gets all the money from the books and movies they are going to do about him after his passing...

I know it's messed up but it's better than telling people you actually fell in love with a suspected killer, a convicted armed robber, a 2 times divorced coke head, with no money, who you will never be able to touch. Not that you would want him too cause it might just be a choke out....I'm saying!

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Who Let this Dummy Out of her Trunk



I have no words for this fool...Really!

Naomi Campbells Hair Line Runs From Her Too



Now I know that Naomi has had a million different hairstyles in all her years on the runway and that has likely been the caused this, but why not shave it...why leave a hair line of bead-d-beads to frame your face...

I mean good Lord woman. You have entirely too much money to be walking around looking like a South African orphan with trichotillomania (the act of compulsively pulling out your own hair).

And being that there isn't any hair there to damage, if I were her I'd glue that wig to my joint with gorilla glue to prevent this BS.

Now I know why she's so angry, this enough to make anyone smack a limo driver.

Monday, June 28, 2010

I Blame Rick Ross...

Um Wow, Um Ewww, Um PUKE!



Now I know people are beautiful at any size but those lop sided titties and gut have
Popeye's 20 piece bucket written all over them...I think it's time for an intervention.



Oh yeah and reason I blame Rick Ross is because he had no business bouncing his boobs around on that BET stage last night without one of those male body shapers on.
Really an opening for the sack? I can't!

If you can fit 8 full size faces across your belly I think you may need hop up on that table and get a lap-band or something!

Busta too, who was either retaining water or was 8 months preggers.



This just reminded me of a woman my girl and I saw in a store who had a half shirt and on her lower back she had a tattoo that was partially buried in her fat roll...If your tats don't stretch but hide it's time for some action people...Please!


Sunday, June 27, 2010

Beaters Stick Together...


First, I'd like to apologize in advance for two Chris Brown posts back to back...
Life's a lil hectic right now!

Joe "Jack 'em Up" Jackson is said to be doing an 'unauthorized" tribute to Michael Jackson that will involve none other than Chris "Beat 'em Down" Brown...



Now all they need to do is find Ike "Eat The Cake" Turner and go on
The Ass Whooping Tour!



Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Chris Brown the Cholo...

What on earth would make him think that a neck tattoo would HELP his steady dying career?


And the fool even had the nerve to Tweet the flick and say...



Evidently Chris has not watched How to be a Cholo 101...




Um that EEYORE tattoo almost made me pee my pants...DAMN FOOL!

I really hope Chris is stacking his pennies cause when career is COMPLETELY dead and he has to sell loves seats at Seaman's Furniture he's going to need to get that joint laser removed...Damn Fool!

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Houston Teacher Beats Student Up...







OK, maybe the little boy was bad as all hell, but there is no way I really just saw her go into crab wrestling stance before she started wailing on that a$$???

And what year is it again? His momma looks like she's been watching Salt and Pepa videos.

Now their ghetto asses are going to win some money from the state and go buy fronts for grandma and whole damn family and start showing out for real...Beware!

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Y'all Gonna Make Me Lose My Mind...

The warm weather is just starting to arrive in NY and insanity has officially started...

Somebody needed to throw a net over this heifer and drag her back to her house.

What's that, 3 - 4 inches of ass crack? She ain't got a friend in a world!



Why all the tags sticking all out...You don't have scissors in your house?



And this BS...I can't even believe this needs to be stated, but can your shoes PLEASE fit your feet?

If your toes touch concrete they need to be given away!

Here are a few summer tips for the ladies out there.

1. Please cut the tags out of anything, sheer, backless and just about anything where the tags may pop out from time to time. This includes your undies.

2. Moisturize your feet before going to bed. It will give the product more time to absorb into your skin and prevent cracked heels and over greasing in the morning so you wont slip and slide in your shoes in the am. Mixing a good foot cream with Vaseline at night is my trick...been supple all winter.

3. Please buy shoes that are your ACTUAL SIZE. It prevents corns and bunions and just makes plain sense. You don't want get to this point, do you?


4. Invest in a pair of Gel Toe Separators and wear them for about 30 minutes a day. They will spread your toes out after being crammed into pointy or just not so comfy shoes all day.
I love mine. They can be found in any decent drug or beauty supply store and run for less than $10 bucks. They are made by the same people as the Ped Egg, which you might as well pick up while you're in there. Just don't scrub too hard with it or could do some damage.

5. On what planet is muffin top sexy? If you have to continuously tug on your shirt or pull your jeans up, just wear a belt and and buy a bigger shirt. Or dare I say it, stay the f**k outta Mickey D's...



I Knew It!



Solange recently hinted at the fact that Kelly Rowland
coming into their family at 5 years old was sort of an adoption situation...


Check it