Laurence Fishburne Didn't Do His Job...

If Chris Rock's statement "a father's only job is to keep his daughter off the pole" is true, Laurence Fishburne must have really been slipping.

His daughter 19 year old daughter, Montana Fishburne a.ka. Chippy D, has opted to get her twat, I mean foot, in the celebrity door by starring in porn.


I blame Kim K. for this B.S.


I ignored Mr. Pumper talking a mile a minute in the beginning but you can skip to roughly the minute 3:00 mark to hear Montana's take.




From the looks of her head, I'm going to assume she just finish filming her scene or fluffing or something. They knew that girl looked nuts about the head and NOBODY could hand her a brush? Just wrong

Did Chippy really just say, "I have a lot of at home experience"? Well alrighty then. She's only 19 so how much home experience are we talking here Senorita Hot Pants?


Didn't Laurence Fishburne disown his Momma back in the day? That isn't a good sign so Chippy might want to start stacking those chippys for the future.

P.S.: I really hate that she reminds me of KiKi Palmer.

Now Come on Ladies...

Now I know statistics show that there is a shortage of men and all that but when OJ "Pass Me Another Line" Simpson can bag another wife, the end of the world has to be near.



According to Entertainment Biz, O.J. has never met, yet intends to marry a young blonde pen pal he has been corresponding with.

Do they allow conjugal visits at Nevada's Lovelock Correctional Centre or something? How appropriate is that name? Hey at least she knows she'll be safe from a beat down as long as he's on Love Lock Down grounds!

I am really hoping that she is marrying him in the hopes that someone stabs him with a homemade toothbrush/knife in the shower and as the last wife she gets all the money from the books and movies they are going to do about him after his passing...

I know it's messed up but it's better than telling people you actually fell in love with a suspected killer, a convicted armed robber, a 2 times divorced coke head, with no money, who you will never be able to touch. Not that you would want him too cause it might just be a choke out....I'm saying!

Let Us Bow Our Heads...

and she's got the nerve to have ashy cheeks to boot...

Happy Flipping 4th of July

Shopping Cart Pimpin'

Now I now times are hard and all that but if you can lace yourself in the best "Bengalian" Hair Weave & your kids are in Sean John and Roc-A-Wear, you can get a stroller...

The poor baby looked like he was behind bars and was plotting an escape. There was a 3 kid, but she broke free and got herself a seat.


Hipsters Gone Wild!!!


Why do men think it is OK to prance around with no shirt on?
Especially when you have the body of a 15 year old Japanese eunuch.

I'm going to leave home-girl alone though I would really like to know what pill she popped before she opted to leave the house?


SKIN TIGHT!

Dag dude, everything stitch of fabric on you is screaming for Lycra, even the baby hat.

You can't really see it, but he has a pack of cheese singles in his hand.

Um really, that's you snack?

Black Friday...BWAH!

Who Let this Dummy Out of her Trunk

I have no words for this fool...Really!

Naomi Campbells Hair Line Runs From Her Too

Now I know that Naomi has had a million different hairstyles in all her years on the runway and that has likely been the caused this, but why not shave it...why leave a hair line of bead-d-beads to frame your face...

I mean good Lord woman. You have entirely too much money to be walking around looking like a South African orphan with trichotillomania (the act of compulsively pulling out your own hair).

And being that there isn't any hair there to damage, if I were her I'd glue that wig to my joint with gorilla glue to prevent this BS.

Now I know why she's so angry, this enough to make anyone smack a limo driver.

Snap Pop & Rock it Out this Summer...

If you want a great workout and the company
of two beautiful, funny and talented women,
Snap, Pop and Rock on over to The Ailey Extension
and take one of their classes.

Their classes are held on Saturdays @ The Joan Weill Center for Dance
@ 405 West 55th Street (at 9th Avenue)
New York, NY 10019
(212) 405-9500
www.aileyextension.com

What Year Is It?

And i think his NATE piece was made out of cardboard...

Unbeweavable...

Indian hair sold by Asian (and Mexican) women to Black and Hispanic women
and they call it AFROCITY...Alrighty then!

Doing it in the Park...

While out on a hair product hunt in the BX yesterday, my girl Wandee and I stumbled upon a Park Jam up on 105 street and Lexington...


I rained here in NY yesterday so most of the dancers couldn't really go in hard like they wanted too but a those that did dance, went hard!

They were seriously getting it out there...I heard there was a much larger group before the down pour of rain and that dudes were spinning in the middle of this huge puddle of water...
Mad I missed that!

Brother man right here damn near took out a few teeth...


This dudes shirt said, "I May Not Be Made of Stone, but I Damn Sure Can Rock!"




And this well behaved lil' cutie was in the crowd rocking his pink studded collar...

I'm was seriously feeling this dudes t-shirt. On the back it said, "The Struggle Continues".



And then as an added bonus on my walk to the train I got an eye full of great art work...




This flick gave me a serious flash back to African dance class back in the day...

Funga alafia, Ah-shay Ah-shay. Funga alafia, Ah-shay Ah-shay.
Funga alafia, Ah-shay Ah-shay. Funga alafia, Ah-shay Ah-shay.

That's the song we sang as we came out on stage...It means welcome and blessings...



Ahhh, the melding of so many cultures...LOVES IT!


These are just a few reasons why



Here are few video of the performers...Enjoy!

Who's Got Child Protective Services on Speed Dial?

These pics where taken of Whitney Houston during her "Nothing But Love Tour" and either home girl has been sucking down wine and cheese like a hoover vac and is as bloated as the Goodyear Blimp or that's a serious baby bump.



The weight seems to be concentrated in her belly area though so that ain't a good sign.

If she is really preggers I bet you this kids first words are Shut Up, Just Shut Up, Shut Up!

So who do you think her baby daddy is?

A. Ray J
B. Bobby Brown
C. Old Ass Clive Davis

Float On...

Today's Way Back Wednesday joint was released in 1996 by Bad Boy.

A 'remix" of the Isley Brother's song "Floatin' on Your Love" featuring Ron Isley and Angela Winbush is The Float on Bad Boy Remix of the same title also featuring Ron Isley and Angela Winbush as well as Lil' Kim and 112.

So did you peep all the other 'stars" in the video?

I know you saw Jermaine Dupri in there looking like a lost hobbit?

Uncle Luke was there looking just as pervy as ever...

Of course the Isley Brothers up on stage supporting Ron aka Mr. Biggs and his finger waved conk...I love how even when this video came out in the 90's he was about 30 years behind the times with that 100% lye perm.

And don't you just love the over acting in the video. I love how older videos actually have a lil' story going on, but dag Kim, why'd you have to come out the cake like you had a "Gun Inna Baggie"?

Oh Snap, I used to love this song...



No wonder my Mom's stayed jacking my music...Just raunchy!

And while I was cleaning recently I came across this joint...

I'm sure I listened to these songs as well as nasty a$$ R. Kelly's, 12 Play (who knew he was talking to me when I was 14), Public Announcement (thanks Maria, who bought me a copy after my Moms took my 1st one), Salt & Pepa and of course some Slick Rick.

My girl told me she saw a dude trying to get one of these to work on the train recently. I knew they were built well but 15 years worth of play time might be a stretch...

Lena Horne Passes at 92

R.I.P. Lena Horne

Lena Horne is in one of my favorite movies, Cabin in the Sky (1943).



Check it out if you have time. Great film.


Lena Horne was born in Bed Stuy Brooklyn on June 30, 1917 and passed yesterday, May 9, 2010. She attended what is now Boy and Girls High School (Formerly Girls High School on Fulton street, Brooklyn but dropped out before graduating.

She started performing in New York's Cotton Club at 16 years of age. As well as being a serious triple threat (singer, dancer and actress) she had strong political views and was black listed in 1947.

Here's a great time line of her life.


Here's a clip from when she was on another of my favorite TV shows, A Different World. She enters at 1:33.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKk8xS4iPJI&feature=related

Here is the rest of the clip.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jcp9JFvEQAk&feature=related



I love her line towards the end...

The best thing about living is being able to keep on doing it!

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Oh Please...

Who the does Chris Brown think he's fooling with this sad puppy dog look he is giving off in the latest issue of Flaunt Magazine?

Hmmm, a touch of the sinister side popped out in this one...Don't trust him ladies!