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Sunday, October 10, 2010

Where's Grimus?




What is really good with the recycled Ronald McDonald wigs this broad has been rocking lately? I mean I know everyone is going green but reusing a polyester blend weave seems like a bad idea. I understand wanting to stay relevant and all that, but there has got to be a better way.


This was bad enough!


Sunday, September 5, 2010

Total Disrespect...




I can not understand for the life of me how NOT ONE of those other guys punched dude back, came to her defense, or even had any real reaction, besides...OH!!!

Damn Fools!

Monday, August 2, 2010

These Cops Are Out Of Control

Oh Just Come Out the Closet Already...

Get you head bands and spandex out cause,
Glen "Big Baby" Davis is about to teach you how to Dougie...

I am convinced these people don't watch these videos before they post them.




Here's to you Big Baby...




Laurence Fishburne Didn't Do His Job...

If Chris Rock's statement "a father's only job is to keep his daughter off the pole" is true, Laurence Fishburne must have really been slipping.

His daughter 19 year old daughter, Montana Fishburne a.ka. Chippy D, has opted to get her twat, I mean foot, in the celebrity door by starring in porn.


I blame Kim K. for this B.S.


I ignored Mr. Pumper talking a mile a minute in the beginning but you can skip to roughly the minute 3:00 mark to hear Montana's take.




From the looks of her head, I'm going to assume she just finish filming her scene or fluffing or something. They knew that girl looked nuts about the head and NOBODY could hand her a brush? Just wrong

Did Chippy really just say, "I have a lot of at home experience"? Well alrighty then. She's only 19 so how much home experience are we talking here Senorita Hot Pants?


Didn't Laurence Fishburne disown his Momma back in the day? That isn't a good sign so Chippy might want to start stacking those chippys for the future.

P.S.: I really hate that she reminds me of KiKi Palmer.

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Tang Tang Tang...

Between Usher's super sagging pants, Chris' capri pants and that,
"I miss you so much Boo" embrace, all I see is Tang...Happy Tuesday!


Too Tight to Fight...

Just because Foxy found a leftover reject outfit from the Ill Na Na
video does not mean she should have squeezed herself into it...


She actually wore this to a performance at BB King's this past Sunday.


I'm assuming she thought matching the panties with the nails would bring it all together in some way? SMH!


Foxy stated while on stage screaming, "You can't keep a good woman down, We make Bail", which is in regard to a protective order she violated recently when she flashed her a$$ at her neighbor.


I'm thinking she may just have been trying on outfits from when she was hot and none of them fit. If we had a rear view of this we'd probably see cheek too.

OK, I am really trying not to go in on her but how bologna and cheese sandwiches did she scarf down while she was locked up?


And what's really good with them lop sided eye lashes?
Looks like she pissed off another make-up artist and had to let grandma at the do what it do!

OK, OK, I'll the say something nice...her skin looks great, as always.

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Does Britney Spears Have Mange?



Cone on now! How in the world could anyone around her allow this?

Somebody need to hold her down and bust out the flea and tick killer before the her kids catch whatever that is...Ewww!

I Think I Just Witnessed A Crime...

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Is A M*ther F*cker Gonna Arrest Me On Murdery?

This is the best crackhead bop I've seen in a while...


Go In My Pocket Again...



Don't you love NY...Who need Soap Opera when you can see this for 2.25?

2+2 is Vagina...



In what country does 2 + 2 equal vagina?

Maternity Mob Squad

Maternity Mob Squad

I watched the majority of this clip with my mouth WIDE OPEN...
A pregnant chick and her friends jump a third chick and the drama ensues from there...I can't!




OK, am I tripping or is all this over who said what about somebodies weave? From the looks of it they are all rocking 99 cents bargain basement hair, so what is really the damn difference.

Are these dudes really trying to hit on these dusty broads during the fight? "Hey there Blue, you need a new daddy?"


Did that dude really step in and bust her in her face 2 times and make her bleed while other guys (notice I have not used the word men) just watched and egged him on.

Ok all together now...Oh, Hell to the Naw!

Thursday, July 15, 2010

I See A Hair Net In Her Future...



Now Come on Ladies...


Now I know statistics show that there is a shortage of men and all that but when OJ "Pass Me Another Line" Simpson can bag another wife, the end of the world has to be near.



According to Entertainment Biz, O.J. has never met, yet intends to marry a young blonde pen pal he has been corresponding with.

Do they allow conjugal visits at Nevada's Lovelock Correctional Centre or something? How appropriate is that name? Hey at least she knows she'll be safe from a beat down as long as he's on Love Lock Down grounds!

I am really hoping that she is marrying him in the hopes that someone stabs him with a homemade toothbrush/knife in the shower and as the last wife she gets all the money from the books and movies they are going to do about him after his passing...

I know it's messed up but it's better than telling people you actually fell in love with a suspected killer, a convicted armed robber, a 2 times divorced coke head, with no money, who you will never be able to touch. Not that you would want him too cause it might just be a choke out....I'm saying!

Let Us Bow Our Heads...



and she's got the nerve to have ashy cheeks to boot...

Friday, July 2, 2010

Oh No...


Shopping Cart Pimpin'

Now I now times are hard and all that but if you can lace yourself in the best "Bengalian" Hair Weave & your kids are in Sean John and Roc-A-Wear, you can get a stroller...



The poor baby looked like he was behind bars and was plotting an escape. There was a 3 kid, but she broke free and got herself a seat.


Hipsters Gone Wild!!!


Why do men think it is OK to prance around with no shirt on?
Especially when you have the body of a 15 year old Japanese eunuch.

I'm going to leave home-girl alone though I would really like to know what pill she popped before she opted to leave the house?


SKIN TIGHT!

Dag dude, everything stitch of fabric on you is screaming for Lycra, even the baby hat.

You can't really see it, but he has a pack of cheese singles in his hand.

Um really, that's you snack?

What's Love But A Second Hand Emotion?

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Black Friday...BWAH!


Um, Lord, I Want My Tithes Back...

A DC Woman files a law suit against her church for performing gay marriage.



I am really glad she opted to just leave the church and withdraw her law suit rather than really fight this battle, especially since she has gay friends...which I don't understand but whatever Nana, Do You boo!

Country Hip Hop Makes My Heart Sing



Somebody has to develop this for the Wii, ASAP.

Dude in the back with the 8 ball shirt...
Now if that ain't country meets hip hop I don't know what is.
Poor Wade in his cowboy hat was trying so hard...BWAH!

Who Let this Dummy Out of her Trunk



I have no words for this fool...Really!

Naomi Campbells Hair Line Runs From Her Too



Now I know that Naomi has had a million different hairstyles in all her years on the runway and that has likely been the caused this, but why not shave it...why leave a hair line of bead-d-beads to frame your face...

I mean good Lord woman. You have entirely too much money to be walking around looking like a South African orphan with trichotillomania (the act of compulsively pulling out your own hair).

And being that there isn't any hair there to damage, if I were her I'd glue that wig to my joint with gorilla glue to prevent this BS.

Now I know why she's so angry, this enough to make anyone smack a limo driver.

Get it Gramps...

Who knew senior citizens loved Lady Gaga...


Monday, June 28, 2010

I Blame Rick Ross...

Um Wow, Um Ewww, Um PUKE!



Now I know people are beautiful at any size but those lop sided titties and gut have
Popeye's 20 piece bucket written all over them...I think it's time for an intervention.



Oh yeah and reason I blame Rick Ross is because he had no business bouncing his boobs around on that BET stage last night without one of those male body shapers on.
Really an opening for the sack? I can't!

If you can fit 8 full size faces across your belly I think you may need hop up on that table and get a lap-band or something!

Busta too, who was either retaining water or was 8 months preggers.



This just reminded me of a woman my girl and I saw in a store who had a half shirt and on her lower back she had a tattoo that was partially buried in her fat roll...If your tats don't stretch but hide it's time for some action people...Please!


Sunday, June 27, 2010

Beaters Stick Together...


First, I'd like to apologize in advance for two Chris Brown posts back to back...
Life's a lil hectic right now!

Joe "Jack 'em Up" Jackson is said to be doing an 'unauthorized" tribute to Michael Jackson that will involve none other than Chris "Beat 'em Down" Brown...



Now all they need to do is find Ike "Eat The Cake" Turner and go on
The Ass Whooping Tour!



Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Chris Brown the Cholo...

What on earth would make him think that a neck tattoo would HELP his steady dying career?


And the fool even had the nerve to Tweet the flick and say...



Evidently Chris has not watched How to be a Cholo 101...




Um that EEYORE tattoo almost made me pee my pants...DAMN FOOL!

I really hope Chris is stacking his pennies cause when career is COMPLETELY dead and he has to sell loves seats at Seaman's Furniture he's going to need to get that joint laser removed...Damn Fool!

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Sunday, June 13, 2010

Happy Sunday...Now That's a Praise Dance!




With all this popping on a Sunday morning,
who needs the club on Saturday night?

Was all of that really for him to go drop his tithes in the offering tray?

Did you peep dude pull that little girl out of the way in the beginning?
She doesn't even know...He saved her life!

Friday, June 11, 2010

Snap Pop & Rock it Out this Summer...



If you want a great workout and the company
of two beautiful, funny and talented women,
Snap, Pop and Rock on over to The Ailey Extension
and take one of their classes.


Their classes are held on Saturdays @ The Joan Weill Center for Dance
@ 405 West 55th Street (at 9th Avenue)
New York, NY 10019
(212) 405-9500
www.aileyextension.com


What Year Is It?



And i think his NATE piece was made out of cardboard...

Crazy Commercials...





Am I the only one who can hear the translation of the song in my head?

My balls used to be sweat...man they used to itch...seriously itch...But then I got this cream...and now my balls feel clean...


Seems to me weird commercials are all the rave in Japan...



And I see buffoonery is international...



I'm not even going to touch these...





Unbeweavable...


Indian hair sold by Asian (and Mexican) women to Black and Hispanic women
and they call it AFROCITY...Alrighty then!




Doing it in the Park...

While out on a hair product hunt in the BX yesterday, my girl Wandee and I stumbled upon a Park Jam up on 105 street and Lexington...


I rained here in NY yesterday so most of the dancers couldn't really go in hard like they wanted too but a those that did dance, went hard!


They were seriously getting it out there...I heard there was a much larger group before the down pour of rain and that dudes were spinning in the middle of this huge puddle of water...
Mad I missed that!






Brother man right here damn near took out a few teeth...


This dudes shirt said, "I May Not Be Made of Stone, but I Damn Sure Can Rock!"




And this well behaved lil' cutie was in the crowd rocking his pink studded collar...

I'm was seriously feeling this dudes t-shirt. On the back it said, "The Struggle Continues".



And then as an added bonus on my walk to the train I got an eye full of great art work...




This flick gave me a serious flash back to African dance class back in the day...

Funga alafia, Ah-shay Ah-shay. Funga alafia, Ah-shay Ah-shay.
Funga alafia, Ah-shay Ah-shay. Funga alafia, Ah-shay Ah-shay.

That's the song we sang as we came out on stage...It means welcome and blessings...



Ahhh, the melding of so many cultures...LOVES IT!


These are just a few reasons why



Here are few video of the performers...Enjoy!


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