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Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Paper Thin...

I've always loved me some MC Lyte so to pay a tribute to one of the original REAL female rappers, here is her 90's hit Paper Thin...
ladies heed the words...

Wow times have changed..." You got this bad Jetta sitting her and wanna take the Subway'. LOL...

And to bring it all full circle here is Lady Gaga with Paper Gangsta

Monday, November 9, 2009

Would You Use LYSOL Douche???

I know the font is small so I have transcribed it for you...

Often a wife fails to realize that doubts due to one intimate neglect shuts her out from happy married love.

A man marries a woman because he loves her. So instead of blaming him if married love begins to cool, she should question herself. Is she truly trying to keep her husband and herself eager, happy married lovers? One most effective way to safeguard her dainty feminine allure is by practicing complete feminine hygiene as provided by vaginal douches with a scientifically correct preparation like “Lysol.” So easy a way to banish the misgivings that often keep married lovers apart.

Germs destroyed swiftly

“Lysol” has amazing, proved power to kill germ-life on contact…truly cleanses the vaginal canal even in the presence of mucous matter. Thus “Lysol” acts in a way that makeshifts like soap, salt or soda never can.

Appealing daintiness is assured, because the very source of objectionable odors is eliminated.

Use whenever needed!

Yet gentle, non-caustic “Lysol” will not harm delicate tissues. Simple directions give correct douching solution. Many doctors advise their patients to douche regularly with “Lysol” brand disinfectant, just to insure feminine daintiness alone, and to use it as often as necessary. No greasy aftereffect.

For feminine hygiene, three times more woman use “Lysol” than any other liquid preparation. No other is more reliable. You, too, can rely on “Lysol” to help protect your married happiness…keep you desirable!

Yo this is flipping crazy. You shouldn't even use Lysol in a closed space but to flush out your whoo haa...nah. I wonder where this product went over the years.

Last week I took a cooking (with essential oils) class taught by a woman named Bianca A. Beldini at Body By Brooklyn (a spa in Brooklyn). She was great and I hope to get a friend and my Mom to have some acupuncture done by her. While roaming through her site and blog, I found a similar "Lysol Douche" ad and she also has posted info an Lysol and its contents and health concerns in using it. Her Blog is pretty informative in general.

Pop on over and get it a read.

Aerosol…(gasp, choke, ugh)

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Way Back Wednesday - The Resurgence of Scrubs...

Being that there seems to be a resurgence of SCRUBS I figured I'd make TLC's No Scrubs the Way Back Wednesday song this week.

Ladies, please stay away from them, the more attention we give them, the more they think it's acceptable to step to us with their bitchassness. We're only making it harder on ourselves by paying them mind. Please, please, please, stay away and save yourself some drama!

R.I.P. Left Eye

I got into a conversation about men, women and relationships in general with an older Panamanian man a while back and he made a good point to me.

men are just always going to try to get over. They will feed you lies to get what they want and that is why God made women the smarter sex; so that we could be wise enough to see through the BS and be selective. But somewhere along the line, (I think partially with the women liberation movement) everything got messed up and both sexes got on the same trifling page. It became more about getting over on the other person and less about respecting each other or actually even liking each other or enjoying the time you spend with that person.

All I know is, something is going to have to give or it's only going to get worse...can you imagine that?

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

World's Youngest Mom...


I do wonder how old he is though?

Let BANGS Take You To The Movies...

So would you go to the movies with Baby Boy Bangs?


Tangy Tuesday...The Walmart Chronicles

I know this may sound nuts, but I really hope drugs has played a roll in the assembly of these outfits. Cause if not mental illness is running ramped in Walmart's across America.

This isn't even really tangy, just funny. Go head Grandpa 2-Face!
He's probably had this suit since his prom back 1936.

Old Couple Rocks Two Young Women...

Who knew they got it poppin' in the Ukraine?

Monday, November 2, 2009

New York, The Devil is a Lie...

And his name is Mike Bloomberg...

New York, we have got to get Bloomberg out of office.

Tomorrow, November 3rd is election day and he will be running against Bill Thompson and it is pertinent that we get this man out of office.

First off he has no business even running for a third term. He just bogarded right passed the 2 term limit law. If I see one more commercial with him sitting up there lying to us about how he is going to make NY more affordable I am going to pull my weave out.

Think about it, why would a man (worth 16 BILLION) spend over 100 million of his own dollars to get elected into a position that won't pay half of that in the 4 years he will be in office? Remember this is business man we are talking about. He's going to make his money back one way or the other and it's going to be at our expense.

What has Bloomberg done for NY in the 8 years he has been in office?
Have you seen an improvement?

The mayor can put caps on rent, but instead he has lifted laws that say you can not charge more than and a certain amount in specific areas. Section 8 and low income housing has been cut at an alarming rate. And this is at a time when it is needed more than ever...we are in a recession and have a pretty high unemployment rate.

He had lifted all types of zoning laws so that now, right next to a row of beautiful classic brownstones there will be a 20 story glass high rise that looks like a strong wind will bring it down on the wrong day. And don't even get me started on the whole eminent domain thing (which means the state has the power to take private property for public use with payment of compensation to the owner).
They moved hundreds of people and businesses from the area near Atlantic and Flatbush avenues in downtown Brooklyn so that they could build the new NETS stadium. No work is being done (2 years later), and I hear that they don't have the money to complete the project (not to mention that it's a horrible location) and where are those people now after being forced out of their homes or to close there businesses.

The middle class and poor are being priced out of NY and it is no accident.

We have a man in office who is one of the richest people in New York and who actually said President Obama, "doesn't get paid that much...he's on a budget", though he makes $400,000+ a year.

You can peep the whole article and get into the mind of this greedy summa bytch over at the NY Times site.

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Halloween Revisited....Gaga-rific!

Today I woke up hungover like Vanilla Ice over a balcony this morning.

I didn't get to party like I really wanted to, but my girls and I stayed up way past curfew chatting it up and sipping on the sauce and boy oh boy am I paying for it now.

By the way, I freaking love my friends. They helped me immensely with my costume and did my make-up since I am totally clueless in that department. Thanks SoyJoy & Nika!

Anyway, I just wanted to give you guys a few shots of my full Lady Gaga costume...

We tried to get artsy...

I was pooped after my performance...

Night Night!

And here are some of the cuties I saw while on roaming the streets during the day.

I really think this dog posed for me...