Where's Grimus?

What is really good with the recycled Ronald McDonald wigs this broad has been rocking lately? I mean I know everyone is going green but reusing a polyester blend weave seems like a bad idea. I understand wanting to stay relevant and all that, but there has got to be a better way.

This was bad enough!

Where's My Daddy?

I'd put $ on the fact that he ain't seen his Pop Pop in years...

Am I tripping or do y'all see Ru Paul's Drag Race in this little boys future too.



Peep the fever he flung with them eyes all while rocking his Momma's legging...
I guess she keeps the hair locked up. He probably swung too hard last time and sent her good lace front flying/frying onto the stove.

This is what happens when Rihanna performs Rude Boy at the Kid's Choice Awards

& Katy Perry of the I Kissed a Girl fame shows up squeezed into 2 feet of fabric and 3 lbs of glitter...


A huge THANK YOU to my girl COCKTAILS for sending me this vid...keep 'em coming DOLL FACE!

Oh Man...He Almost Got Me...

So this is what Chris Brown posted on his twitter page recently.

I am so mad at him for tugging on my heart stings.

I bet if this whole indecent hadn't been so public they might have stayed together (though many say they still are) but I'm worried if Rihanna and him do get back together it would send the wrong message to women and girls in this situation.

The men who have been abusing them have not been publicly embarrassed, ostracized or lost multi-million dollar endorsements so their incentive to change is not as great as Chris'.

And I really think his lawyer should have advised him against singing any song with the lyrics "call the paramedics" in it...Mess around and give a chick a flash back!

Chris Brown on Larry King...We're All Glad It's Over!

I'm not really sure why Chris Brown went on CNN's, Larry King tonight when he refused to talk about almost everything and claimed he doesn't remember hitting Rihanna at all. Chris did even look at the picture of the bruised Rihanna when it was put up in the screen and claims that they have not been in contact since the original order was handed down. He also says that he loves her and smiled and giggled when asked if he could see himself with Rihanna for the long term.

Chris also denied that there were 2 previous reports filed involving the two of them but according to Larry King they are on record.

Honestly I only watched the whole show because I was so shocked by how stupid he sounds. Sorry!

He appeared on the show with his Mother, Joyce Hawkins and his attorney, Mark Geragos donning a bow tie and trying his damnedest to look innocent; But just ended up looking like a Muslim Monchhichi in my opinion and a modern day Bojangles in my girl Khali-flower's.

Khali-flower and I were killing it on the texts, laughing our a$$es off about how they might as well have left him at home with his GED books cause he didn't help his image one bit. She thinks his publicist should be fired, and I might have to agree with that one considering they didn't think to give him a quick speech lesson and tell him to try not to look bored.

Aww, here comes a sad face...BOO BYTCH!

If he said "it's like, wow" and "it's crazy to me" one more time, my head was going to explode. I guess his lawyer gave him the "I'll do anything the courts asks of me" line because he used that one about 8 times too.

He and his Mom were killing me with the mispronunciation and misuse of words..."reinnerate" and "immaturness"...Lordy, I can't!

They played a portion of his first public apology, with which he said he "got help with the wording"...Hmmm OK brother...A tutor is sounding better and better!

Here's the full length apology...



Can anyone tell me what the hell this Gordon Gartrell
looking waiters shirt he's rocking in this video is about, please???

After Larry King went off, Anderson Cooper had Nicole Brown Simpson's sister (O.J'.'s ex-wife, R.I.P). on his show, AC360, talking to people who had questions or comments...WTH???
I won't even go there!

My boy Heffe pointed out that Chris is young and young people make mistakes and while this is very true, when you are in the public eye you are held to a higher standard and to do something like thisat all; but on the night before the Grammy's no less, as if wouldn't be front page news, is just insane!

Then he claims there was no alcohol involved...Boy stop telling tales! He even had to pause before he spit that lie out...there was probably more than that involved...Shoot, he might of had a bad trip and though she was a purple dragon he had to slay...who knows!?

Oh yeah, I heard him on there explaining to Larry who the haters where, "all the bloggers out there". Well shoot if I'm hating for disliking him for doing what he's accused of doing, I'm good with that!

Can't you just see the birds circling in his head...Tweet Tweet!

Who's Gonna Run This Town Tonight?

So we all know Jay-Z's new song, Run This Town featuring Rihanna & Kanye West (ICK!) is the hotness out right now.

Well my boy DJ Jeff Haze
(http://www.facebook.com/pages/DJ-Jeff-Haze/6226763374.com/pages/DJ-Jeff-Haze/6226763374)
had a link to the full video on his page so I snagged it for ya...

By the way, he'll be spinning at The Lox Lounge in Brooklyn tonight
(and every Thursday) located @
15 Putnam Ave @ the corner of Grand & Fulton. Tel: 718.930.1316.

ENJOY!

Now I'm feeling the song and video just as much as the next person...I peeped the Tre Cutacious Warriors references here and there, but for real, I'm in a state of total shock by Rihanna's fashion. Yet again the woman has brought us straight FIRE.

If you are a P.E.T.A. supporter stop reading NOW.

Now ladies, I know it's not always realistic to rock a hat with a black veil or fur accents when it's 80 degrees outside (I've done both though...WHAT?... Say something!) but just in case you are feeling gutsy, I've got a great idea for you.

Roll on over to New York's Fashion District (around 38th street & 7th avenue) and buy a fox pelt. I got mine about 3 years back for about $40 bucks. Not every fabric store around there has then but just roll on in and ask if they sell "whole animal pelts". My tag read, "Rio Negro Foxskin".

Looks like road kill, huh?

I prefer getting the whole ones because they are cheaper and you can cut them to your liking and can use any scraps for other projects, like a fur cuff or to accent a pair of boring shoes. Be ready to see a tooth or a paw or something so woman up and just trim that stuff off.

Guess you can tell I'm no P.E.T.A. person...they throw some paint on me and I'm skinning them and rocking them next season!

Anyway, you can either pin the fur to one shoulder or sleeve of a cropped jacket or vest or wrap it around your shoulders for a "stole effect'.

For this look you'd need about 3 pelts

but you could pull off the look from the video with just one.

Now get out there and Run This Town Tonight!