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Thursday, October 1, 2009

Oh Hell to the Naw...

Now A & E is one of my favorite networks (THE FIRST 48 Baby),
but are they really serious???


Steven Seagal's movies have grossed more than $2 billion worldwide. He is an expert martial artist with a 7th-degree black belt in Aikido, but Steven Seagal isn't just an action hero in the movies. For almost 20 years, Seagal has been working as a fully commissioned deputy with the Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office in Louisiana. In addition to going out on patrol, Seagal is an expert marksman who has worked with their SWAT team and has instructed Jefferson Parish officers in firearms and hand-to-hand combat. Steven Seagal Lawman will allow fans to ride shotgun with Seagal as he and his hand-selected elite team of deputies respond to crimes in progress. Then, when Seagal goes off duty, the cameras will continue following him as he pursues his many ventures, including musical performances (oh really now) and philanthropic efforts in Jefferson Parish and New Orleans.

This is according to the A&E website... http://www.aetv.com/steven-seagal-lawman/


I'm sorry, I find this hilarious cause I have seen some of Steven Seagal's recent movies and it looks like the have to edit his walking scene cause he's gonna pass out much less the fight scenes....I bet he has a personal food assistant who stands on the sidelines ready to shovel pudding into his mouth as soon as they yet cut...






Steven Seagal's Mountain Dew Commercial...


He better pray for this luck out in the streets if the Lou...


Steven Seagal Parody on Mad TV...Crouching Cops, Hidden Badges...


I can see him now crouching behind the a cop car with a hoagie.


and this mug has an energy drink...

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